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Pöcking is a municipality in the district of Starnberg in Bavaria, Germany. It is best known for being the location of Duchess Elisabeth in Bavaria's childhood summer home, Possenhofen Castle.
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Harald Totschnig is an Austrian former cyclist. His brother Georg Totschnig was also a professional cyclist.
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