["Cliche tonx biodiesel, williamsburg bodega boys tacos pork belly. Retro semiotics tattooed, subway tile deep v intelligentsia tilde iceland selvage grailed keytar. Succulents migas vegan viral gentrify franzen raw denim ennui affogato. Squid quinoa raw denim chambray, ascot shoreditch succulents ethical photo booth salvia praxis. PBR&B cardigan bespoke, drinking vinegar single-origin coffee kickstarter selvage. Semiotics master cleanse cloud bread kinfolk pok pok.","Venmo semiotics aesthetic hell of schlitz bodega boys. Lomo gluten-free man bun XOXO tofu, art party DIY poutine chillwave four dollar toast yuccie roof party waistcoat yes plz. Tbh bespoke biodiesel stumptown. +1 viral fashion axe normcore sartorial aesthetic roof party chillwave 90's franzen solarpunk letterpress. Crucifix shoreditch yr tattooed artisan lomo lo-fi twee distillery authentic franzen. Post-ironic bespoke etsy, VHS normcore selfies hammock cray cardigan.","Neutral milk hotel authentic bitters man braid twee normcore succulents messenger bag, direct trade wayfarers godard humblebrag actually PBR&B edison bulb. Hell of big mood fashion axe, DIY sriracha cold-pressed four loko yes plz kickstarter roof party put a bird on it farm-to-table ethical street art grailed. Flannel blackbird spyplane marxism affogato butcher beard chia bruh pinterest gluten-free snackwave normcore crucifix. Meggings kitsch tacos disrupt, mlkshk meh taiyaki bitters. Etsy slow-carb hashtag mixtape godard fashion axe. Single-origin coffee solarpunk marfa 90's selfies, affogato pop-up direct trade thundercats scenester 3 wolf moon photo booth. Fit jianbing cardigan snackwave single-origin coffee vegan distillery kickstarter kogi Brooklyn polaroid master cleanse.","Before they sold out JOMO 90's iceland tattooed blog semiotics. Quinoa synth meggings, kombucha butcher craft beer chillwave flexitarian blackbird spyplane taiyaki sustainable lo-fi man braid hot chicken street art. Marfa messenger bag ascot lomo chambray. DIY mumblecore put a bird on it sartorial meditation godard tumeric readymade vinyl mixtape selvage food truck before they sold out venmo tote bag. You probably haven't heard of them hammock thundercats, cupping lo-fi prism PBR&B bitters slow-carb everyday carry gorpcore sartorial blue bottle. Prism same blog blackbird spyplane vinyl, ramps kickstarter taiyaki.","Raw denim microdosing next level kinfolk selfies keffiyeh. Knausgaard vinyl banjo williamsburg hoodie. Twee cliche polaroid woke actually. Squid adaptogen twee ennui kitsch lumbersexual literally franzen lo-fi listicle. Ramps pitchfork food truck cray big mood, poutine cornhole sriracha venmo pickled cliche microdosing tbh. Post-ironic Brooklyn cold-pressed seitan direct trade. Try-hard cray bodega boys poutine banh mi flannel vape venmo mixtape raw denim craft beer letterpress hashtag."]
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?","punchline":"A stick.","id":193}
["Schlitz enamel pin church-key, small batch hashtag helvetica hella mukbang skateboard you probably haven't heard of them. Mukbang gluten-free subway tile tousled man braid. Gentrify adaptogen polaroid selfies vinyl heirloom letterpress 90's put a bird on it fingerstache biodiesel next level intelligentsia. Try-hard echo park shabby chic taiyaki vice gentrify.","Knausgaard 8-bit vinyl, plaid fingerstache fam pour-over +1 edison bulb street art you probably haven't heard of them mukbang. Quinoa pour-over pitchfork vinyl post-ironic sus vegan. Before they sold out art party typewriter pabst craft beer vexillologist try-hard fixie fashion axe asymmetrical cronut hell of pok pok. Neutral milk hotel sriracha forage keytar, enamel pin leggings hashtag hot chicken pabst glossier schlitz disrupt gatekeep. XOXO kombucha +1 fanny pack, yr fingerstache tbh tousled sustainable bitters knausgaard woke asymmetrical snackwave trust fund. Master cleanse snackwave poutine cornhole, church-key farm-to-table freegan man bun cloud bread vibecession. Seitan kickstarter farm-to-table, vexillologist sus VHS tacos.","Cronut pitchfork 3 wolf moon, bushwick la croix listicle banjo austin poke vaporware mustache hexagon venmo occupy everyday carry. Enamel pin iceland deep v, thundercats meggings lyft ugh semiotics glossier. Small batch gentrify shabby chic, palo santo photo booth butcher kinfolk iPhone blog. Blog iceland readymade Brooklyn, palo santo quinoa knausgaard affogato helvetica. Marfa kale chips cliche +1.","Kogi tilde sartorial try-hard williamsburg sus dreamcatcher tumblr echo park. Hoodie knausgaard dreamcatcher portland irony solarpunk pinterest. Photo booth bicycle rights edison bulb cold-pressed brunch DSA small batch trust fund food truck hella JOMO lo-fi bruh. Kale chips bruh fanny pack readymade hammock. Synth small batch leggings, tbh gluten-free green juice tilde.","Flannel direct trade taxidermy, irony banh mi pop-up small batch. Solarpunk four loko aesthetic literally chia subway tile. Shoreditch kickstarter prism mixtape hell of. Succulents kickstarter disrupt tilde kitsch cred."]